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Cooking Show

Announcer: (Presented in a serious tone, like she’s announcing a play by play)

Welcome to today’s Radio Cooking Show. Today Chef Marie will be preparing a simple Italian style dinner for her family. She begins by dicing 3 medium fresh tomatoes and the top of her left knuckle. Bleeding profusely she then begins to chop two large onions causing tears to stream from her eyes. She then places the ingredients in a hot shallow pan and leaves them to simmer and spatter hot grease on her forearms and countertops.

Next she adds one cup of red wine to the pan, bumps into the sink and adds two cups of wine to the floor (sfx.. spilling liquid) … unable to see, she grabs the cat (SFX-CAT SCREAMING) and using a circular motion begins to mop up the spilled wine… behind her, the unattended pan burns everything to a crisp before setting off the smoke alarm (sfx smoke alarm) and alerting the authorities.

She then grabs her car keys, packs up the family – drives to Floyds and orders Lightly fried breaded mozzarella sticks as an appetizer, Blackened Chicken Caesar, Floyds Fettuccini Alfredo, and a beer! Smiling and breathing a sigh of relief she says:

Chef Marie: My cooking tip for today is Floyds Diner. Their most expansive menu includes something for every taste, excellent service, a relaxed atmosphere and THEY DO THE COOKING! Experience Floyds Diner. Truly a unique dining experience that can impress everyone’s taste buds. Floyds Diner, 615 Northwest Santa Fe Boulevard , High Springs . (386) 454-5775